All parents know that it’s difficult to find a few minutes alone to read a magazine or take a shower, let alone keep the romance alive between two parents. So when the kids come crashing in to see mommy and daddy…and they’re in a fairly vulnerable position…it’s time to think quickly on your feet. Or, your back, more likely.
Turn this potential embarrassment into an important lesson about health!
Ok. This one’s really not much better. Won’t that answer just beg more questions?
There you go. Brilliant, and you get to incorporate some drama and acting into the situation. A+
“We were both just so eager to shower! Cleanliness!”
Again, this could open up a whole can of worms that you’d address when ready. Or at least, not naked.
“Haven’t seen her in hours, boy!”
That’s certainly a creative response!
“So we didn’t waste a single minute, since she calls the shots about our pregnancies.”
It’s time to teach your kids about…core strength.
This one makes sense, too. Just make sure they don’t start doing the same thing.
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You’re never too old to play horsie. Unless you have a heart condition or something.
When you love someone, you wrestle them. Once you’re in college. No sooner.
Make sure you share this hilarious story with all the parents you know out there. I’m sure they’ll get a kick out of it!
Via: The Chive
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